Well, I’ve got the moves, but I wouldn’t want to boast
Even John would have hated John.
Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore
“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”
You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:
Because it’s really important:
Tom Riddle was humanized in death.
that awesome feeling when you know that despite not talking to a friend everyday or even after a very long time that you’re both still cool